Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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