I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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