My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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