You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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