Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.