Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?