Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'