Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.