Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.