Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.