A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'