When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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