Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I hate birthdays.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.