Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.