Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.