A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
your presence, your presents, birthday, children
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
celebrate, occasion, sweet, birthday
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
