Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.