It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.