It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.