It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I hate birthdays.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.