It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.