It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I hate birthdays.