It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'