It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I hate birthdays.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.