It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I hate birthdays.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.