A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.