A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?