A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.