A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.