A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.