A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I hate birthdays.