A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.