A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.