A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'