A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.