A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I hate birthdays.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.