A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.