A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.