A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.