A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I hate birthdays.