A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.