A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.