A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.