A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I hate birthdays.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.