A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I hate birthdays.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.