The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.