The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I hate birthdays.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.