The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.