The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.