The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.