The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.