The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I hate birthdays.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.