The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I hate birthdays.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.