The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.