The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.