The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.