The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.