The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'