The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.