The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.