The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.