The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.