The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.