The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.