For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I hate birthdays.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.