For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.