For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.