For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.