For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I hate birthdays.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.