For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.