For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.