For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I hate birthdays.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.