For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.