For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.