For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.