For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.