For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I hate birthdays.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.