For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.