For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I hate birthdays.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.