For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I hate birthdays.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.