For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I hate birthdays.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.