For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.