A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.