A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I hate birthdays.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.