A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.