A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I hate birthdays.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'