A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.