A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.