A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.