A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.