A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I hate birthdays.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'