A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.