A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.