A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I hate birthdays.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.