A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.