A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.