A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I hate birthdays.