A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.