A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I hate birthdays.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.