Birthday

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

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I hate birthdays.

birthdays.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

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