I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.