I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.