I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.