I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.