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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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