I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I hate birthdays.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.