I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.