I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.