I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.