I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.