I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.