I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'