I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.