I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.