I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.