I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.