All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?