All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I hate birthdays.