All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'