All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.