All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I hate birthdays.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.