All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?