All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.