All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.