All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?