A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.