All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.