All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.