I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
your presence, your presents, birthday, children
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.