All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.