All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.