All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.