All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.