All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.