All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.