All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.