A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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