A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.