A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.