A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.