A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.