A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.